Decoding Women's English

THE WOMAN'S DICTIONARY

40-ish........................................49
Adventurous..............................promiscuous
Athletic......................................no breasts
Average looking.........................Moo
Beautiful....................................Given to exaggerate
Emotionally stable.....................On meds
Feminist.....................................Probably smart
Free spirit...................................Sloppy as hell
New age......................................Doesn't shave
Old Fashioned.............................No B.J.'s
Open minded...............................No opinions
Outgoing.....................................Too approachable
Voluptuous..................................Obese
Large frame.................................Very obese
Wants a soul mate........................Suffocating
Yes...............................................Maybe or No
No................................................Maybe or Yes
Maybe..........................................Yes
We need.......................................I want
I'm sorry......................................You'll be sorry
We need to talk............................You're in big trouble
Sure, just go ahead.......................You better not
Do what you want to do................You'll pay later
I'm not upset................................Of course I'm upset, moron

You're being attentive tonight.....Is sex all you think about