WHAT MEN WANT WOMEN TO KNOW

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are, so don’t ask.

2. Don’t wear short hair like a man. Men love long hair.

3. Sometimes he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

5. Anything you wear is fine, really. Even nothing.

6. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect a man to like it.

7. A headache doesn’t impair the use of other parts of the body.

8. Don’t fake it. He’d rather be ineffective than deceived. He says.

9. Women who show cleavage have no right to object when a guy looks at their boobs.

10. Never buy a new brand of beer just because it’s on sale.