Friday, February 3, 2012

MITT AND ANN; NEWT AND CALLISTA AFTER TRUMP ENDORSEMENT

NEWT and CALLISTA IN THEIR HOTEL SUITE

CALLISTA: You were so sure Trump was going to endorse you. What happened?
NEWT: Trump is a jerk.
CALLISTA: But I thought you said it was a good thing.
NEWT: Did I say that?
CALLISTA: Yes, sometimes I don't know what you think because you say one thing one time and then it's the opposite. Isn't that flip flopping? And you said it was in the bag once you agreed to do his debate and Romney refused.
NEWT: Well, I was wrong. Don"t worry. I'll turn the endorsement into a negative.
CALLISTA: Yeah. Way to go. You're good at that. Oh Newtie, you are so smart.
NEWT: I'm hungry. Did you order from room service yet?
CALLISTA: No because it's too late to be eating. You don't need to eat now.
NEWT: Get on the damn phone and order me a hamburger.
CALLISTA: But you're gaining too much weight.
NEWT: Give me the damn phone. And stop fussing with your hair. It's driving me nuts.

MITT and ANN IN THEIR HOTEL SUITE

MITT: Wow, I sure didn't expect Trump to endorse me.
ANN: Why not? Trump is a smart guy. He knows a winner when he sees one.
MITT: Yeah, I guess he is, sort of, but you have to wonder what he wants.
ANN: Well, he didn't ask for anything, did he?
MITT: No, but every body wants something. Maybe he just wants a revived economy, which is good for all his businesses. Of course, there's his China thing.
ANN: But you have the same views on China as he has, so it's a win win.
MITT: We'll see if that's all of it.
ANN: You're too cynical. That's not like you.
MITT: Honey, we're swimming in shark infested waters and it's only going to get worse once I'm the nominee.
ANN: You mean when you're up against Obama?
MITT: And all his thugs. I'm glad we have security now. I want you safe.
ANN: I'll be all right as long as I'm with you. I love you.
MITT: Always, and I you. Come closer.

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